January 2010
78 posts
December 2009
47 posts
I was off fr like a week and my tumblarity went...
I wana move to Cali soo bad.
Merry x-mas eve tumblrs!
I’m gone.
F o r m S p r i n g !
Holla!* - waaaaa zaaaaaaaaaaa!
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aforaloha:
What the fuck manook!
Ranger$?
Procrastination is the shit.
Haha
Guy: So my son got into Yale.
Other Guy: What did he do, open the door?
Guy: Can't you let me have anything?
F o r m S p r i n g !
josandwich:
kaceiscool:
josandwich:
kaceiscool:
you’re black as hell kevbutt - Ive noticed.
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LOL that was me
haha fr some reason iknew it was you =p
pshhh yea righht! i tried to be all out of character and stuff too lmao
lmao, the “kevbutt” thing kinda confused me tho.
F o r m S p r i n g !
josandwich:
kaceiscool:
you’re black as hell kevbutt - Ive noticed.
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?741652-F09chMHPAh
LOL that was me
haha fr some reason iknew it was you =p
F o r m S p r i n g !
you’re black as hell kevbutt - Ive noticed.
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?741652-F09chMHPAh
F o r m S p r i n g !
yo whats up-Paying my moms bills on my laptop when i should be doing homework..
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F o r m S p r i n g !
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“Yo Vans, I’m happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Supra footwear is one of...”
– some dude haha (via fuckyeahsupras)
AH sike on youu
“If i were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the...”
– Spongebob Squarepants. (via emtee)
“That guy got me on the ground and he tried to fuck me.”
– Nice Guy Eddie
Reservoir Dogs
Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Blonde: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...
Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...
Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'?
Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".
Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
Mr. Blonde: Personally, I can do without her.
Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?
Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?
Mr. White: What's that?
Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?
Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?
Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.
13332.) I just had the most amazing sex on Omegle....
(via blogsecret)
How is this even possible..
Orphans Don't Have Parents
jaypiss:
Edward: HAHA! Orphans don’t have parents! Liana: Yeah they do! they’re just dead! Edward: HAHA! Orphans have dead parents! Liana: What if you were adopted Edward: I am adopted, stupid Liana: Oh My Gosh, I’m sorry I didn’t know Edward: (tearing) that’s why i make fun of orphans. I was always the one who didn’t get picked by the foster parents. They...
M u s i c .
Is it just me, or is the music on my page not working?
i think i won ? lol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy
Stranger: Rawr
You: A wild Onyx has appered
Stranger: Woah!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Whats the point.
Whats the point in being a die hard fan of a sports team if you dont play the sport, have friends/family on the team, and you get nothing from them winning or losing?
Reblog with your height and age
tokyobenz:
tae-young:
yabai:
heartisbreaking:
maria-estela:
curiosity kills tumblarity
5’4”, 13
5’0 22 hehe
5’8 1/2, 15.
lol so much for no more reblog ifs. w/e.
5’7” 14
5’6” 15
6’1” 15 =]
“Nothing in this world is certain except death, taxes, and gravity.”
– Benjamin Franklin
MLIA
rsmrysrmnto:
Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at night my front window is very reflective so i was pretending to dive in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style. Suddenly a really hot girl walked past and i was startled and fell over. Embarrassed i waited for a bit and then stood up. As i stoop up i saw her slowly shooting an imaginary rifle from behind a car. We then proceeded to...
whatthefuxup
Let ya self goo
And watch ya self floww
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